G'day lads!
This is the SITREP place of Lambdaplusjs, where we can get the general idea of what happened within last 24 hours, 7 days, month and/or year!

What is a SITREP? you may ask, well, SITREP stands for SITUATION REPORT. Why would we need one? you may also ask. We don't really need one, but it's more convenient to fags that aren't active round here 24/7, like me, for example.

Two saucepans flew over my house two days ago P24993

Now my porkchop has burnt!!!

P24993 Someone stole my lovely garden gnome on Lambdaplusjs!!!

RING THE COP SHOP NOW!!!!

I am still the most handsome gentleman on Lambdaplusjs

P24993
[bold: learn PGP u n00b!!!]
either command line or GUI its not hard.
http://n2qziqrjcokcohdmr52utwqse6poe7ojfmt2ymysbf4qabop3byv3bad.onion/b/html/thoughts_pgp.html

P24993 Six saucepans had flown today
Saucepan #1 did so well at the beginning, failed after he had reached 120 metre.
Ditto #2 flew 200 metres
Ditto #3 ditto 390 metres
Ditto #4 ditto 376 ditto
Ditto #5 ditto 490 ditto
Ditto #6 N/A

Saucepan #5 is a winner!

Got very sexy pink name yesterday
historicalfag is quite based
debates of removing lolicon and the morality of loli porn are going on, don't expect any succesful results as admin is quite of a [spoiler:you fucking know already, you filthy fuck, shame to you, shame to you]
beecee poisoned himself with cactus juice and may be currently dead
fightbro is really fightbro
working to get tools for my future job (I wish much luck to you in getting your tools for your future jobs)

I Will be posting less frequent now as /free/ is being cluttered by natter and stuff other than Newspaper / magazine threads.

L+JS is slowly dieing, its users eighter leaving for another board, doing IRL stuff, being replaced by CIA glowies and/or abandoning the internet
the state of L+JS is:
-CIA posting
-History spamming
-old pervert spamming
-rare avatarfag posts
-discussing about the death of the IB before the death of the IB (inb4 nanochan died, same thing happened)

dear friends, our time togheter is short and not worthwhile, we shall dissipate towards our goals, where we shall win without having too much drama going on

my time on this IB is limited to a couple of weeks time, that is if I wouldn't bug in cities for a random check-up on yer ghei asses to see if y'all died or nah, but we won't make any of it be worth anything

the only thing I have left to say before my last SITREP that would eventually come later down the line would be a simple motto:

"Who Dares Wins"
-Special Air Service

hopefully we all will start daring, good luck

Rest assured ljs will never die