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Moderation requests / abuse reports II
Requests for moderation should be made here instead of in the threads themselves.
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Suggestions thread
Here you can suggest improvements to this chan's admin. He didn't ask for this thread but he's gonna get it anyway.

My suggestion is: auto-collapse PGP garbage: any post that includes a PGP message or PGP signature should be automatically collapsed. I'm not asking for censorship of PGP posters, mind you.

So why is PGP garbage? It's more about the spirit of posting PGP textwalls on an imageboard than the crypto itself. PGP textwalls are an eyesore and they're rude: you're basically excluding people from participating to your gossip while at the same time poking their eyes out with pseudorandom-looking encrypted garbage! PGP is just barely above randomly generated floodspam. Hell maybe shitspammer could make a script to generate spam that looks like PGP messages just to prove my point.

The legitimate uses of PGP include giving out login info, or an invite code, etc. This legitimate aspect is the main reason why I'm not suggesting an outright ban. Just collapse it by default. And for the convenience of PGPfags maybe add a "Show all PGP" toggle.

If you don't wanna implement this, no biggie. Because I'm aware it may be more effort than it's worth. Especially if PGP posting stops altogether, on its own, which it might.
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@jannies
Stop deleting my posts of this image. I'm posting it in threads where it contributes to the discussion. It is a LEGAL image that went viral 10+ years ago and remains abundant on the web.
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Recruiting moderators
I'm going to try bringing on some human moderators. If you're interested in helping me clean up the spam here, post your PGP public key and your desired username in this thread, and I'll get back to you with a password when things are ready.

Initially moderation not by me is going to be restricted to cleaning up spam (advertising or flooding) and child pornography. More mod tools may be added later as necessary. Mods other than me will only be able to act on posts made within the last 24 hours. If you find older posts that need cleaning up, or issues that don't fit into the categories of spam or CP, let me know in the reports thread: P3710
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You have been advertized at nazi board
https://4.0-chan.ru/xomy/1885202?last=100#p1888712
run by u.s. feds and discord trannies
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Bug thread
post bugs here
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real rape of boys and girls 4-14 years.

hundreds of free files listed.

files taken from fagmin's collection.

site.

http://lambdaplusjs35padjaiz4jw2fugdoeutse262phqr72uf634s2wdbqd.onion/All2/recent
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slow site
hey admine, why is your site so slow?

i'm waiting forever between page loads with an occasional "cannot be accessed" notification now and then
do you host from a cardboard box or is this site under the constant attack by all glowers known to mankind?
asking because this isnt how hidden services regularly behave for me
please do tell something
thanks
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I think I should leave the orbverse
the funny thing is I never spam. How did my avatars been added to "spammer avatar", or in simpler term fagmin's blacklist? I just prefer creating a new thread instead of creating replies. You know well, lambda shitware makes it harder to keep track of your old replies. I find it easier to click on catalog and read my old threads there..
I have fun posting on lambda alone. I didn't do it for cucked responses from his orbs either.

Fagmin thought I did this to attract attention somehow lol..


well, once you have been listed in 'spammer avatars'. No matter how well you reply to threads, your replies will get moved to /spam/, Cucked.
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FAGMIN DICK REVEAL
Fagmin, hypothetically speaking, how much XMR would be enough to compel you to post your dick here for us?
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sage
some of the mod actions lead me to believe admin is isp
that would be scary for nanons!
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P81164

demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota demod dakota
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P80400
free speech ngl
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Welcome!
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i hate isp so fucking much and wish the isp problem would be dealt with
yes i am seething [bold: ADMINISTRATOR]
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fagmin is historyfag proof #37
<pissandshit> George: fagmin why do you spam your own site with historical pictures
<pissandshit> you have been doing it for way over a year now
<pissandshit> it was always cringe, but its even cringier that you have kept on this long
<George> sorry, my dear orb,
<George> you must have beeen misunderstood
<George> they arent spams
<George> all of my posts are of substantial
<George> Allow me to call them 'masterpiece'
<pissandshit> they are gay spam
<pissandshit> you also answered to the name fagmin
<pissandshit> thanks for admitting it
<George> gay and bright like music halls, my dear...
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Subject:
nanonanoymous im here to talk and not shitpost for 10mins
tell me whats so wrong about this gravechan that will go down in 2 weeks
as a bovine nigger i want to quit imageboards but grass tastes bad
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lambda is kill
All good avatarfags are gone and replaced with boring unfunny retards who spam shitty narcissistic threads about themselves and their stupid edits.
Admin will move this post to meta despite allowing disgusting shit that no one wants to see and that no one even replies to
Admin you are pulling the plug
P8131
P8147
P8730
P8746
P8602
P8826
P8817
P8895
P8178
P8196
P8992
P9024
P8145

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RIP+2024+Lambda+
P79023
Yah nobuddy uses dead imageboard other then admin spamming it with his alts
to make it look like activity
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What is up with the last 200 posts being mostly one-liners all in the past 12 hours? Did someone drop the link to this place in 4/b/ or what?
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P39659

>im a hebe
isnt literally half of this board filled with borderline loli stuff
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>File deleted by admin at Sun 2024-02-18 23:04:12 because thread made just to post photorealistic images
be honest is this dost just scaring you or was it really kiddoillegal
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Suggestion: ban all posts that regex match .*S+A+U+C+E+P+A+N+.*
My reasoning is as follows:

1. there is no reason a sane person would want to discuss saucepans on a darknet imageboard
2. there is at least one insane person that really likes to discuss saucepans
3. automatically removing brain damaged spam will increase the signal-to-noise ration of lambdaplusjs
4. that's a good thing
5. qed
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Lamdasphere statitics megathread, moderation, posting, site drama & more (weeks 5+)
Seeing the catalog has made me realize that it's probably for the better to keep everything in one thread. So going forward all weeks >= 5 are posted in this thread. Previous threads were:

Week 1 thread: P36413
Week 2 thread: P37246
Week 3 thread: P37935
Week 4 thread: P39282

And just to clarify the purpose of these is to give an insight into the moderation or at least what's visible about it. If any mods want to elaborate, clarify, or give reason to the numbers, graphs, and thread summaries poster for a week, please do so.

Picrel is week 5's all-time PPDs btw
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Serious Questions for Admin
[bold: 1.] Are you commie or liberal or think marx is a real cool guy ?


[bold: 2.] Are you vaccinated for COVID-19 (SARS-CoV-2 ) ?


[bold: 3.] Are you jewish ?

Since you seem to ignore people on here maybe the reddit spacing will help you with what your most used to ;)
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PS: lain you should step down as admin for succing
>Moved to /free/ by lain at Tue 2024-02-13 00:06:56 because seem to be from diaryofasociopathicstalker.blogspot.com

No but the "Linguistic" style looks about the same
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fagmin why do you spam your own site with historical pictures

it's so cringe
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>soyjak pic
inb4 its only a matter of time before betavaxx fagmin spoilers it
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ITT we collect evidence that fagmin is a pedo.
>his first post here has a loli P1
>he has multiple pedo mods, including at least Shoshana, LaCroix, and Yuki, probably koishi too
>he has neglected to comment on the fact that his mods are pedos, even while Yuki pedo boy fucker was his most active mod and promoting pedophilia every other post P31640
>he for some reason thinks loli porn isn't disgusting enough to delete P28423
>he doesn't delete or ban CP files from his server ASAP, only redacts them P63947 (why would he do that unless he's keeping some of the files for a collection?)
>he moves P61771 to /spam/ even though it was on topic and meant to expose a disgusting pedophile
>he defends hiding that information P62199

Does any more need to be said?
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999
add more noninvasive baseline tex formatting https://web.archive.org/web/http://webpages.charter.net/davidlha/trm.html
and italics
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P76686
OK, whose idea was it to use the posts from the hapa spammer, the Jewish Redditor, P76186, and... whoever complains about boy fucking pedos to make baitGPT?
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because Markov chains
echo "getting to raping them children" | tr ' ' '\n' | tac | xargs -0

echo "with javascript disabled" | tr ' ' '\n' | tac | xargs

echo "Yuki is dumb nigger" | awk '{ for (i=NF; i>1; i--) printf("%s ",$i); print $1 }'

= markov chains (no code tags)
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777
fix tex formatting
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rulecucked really is rulecucked
>database is locked

rulecucked like hikari
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like father like hikari
./database.lua:74: database is locked
stack traceback:
[C]: in function 'error'
./database.lua:18: in function 'check'
./database.lua:74: in function 'exec'
./database.lua:82: in function 'transaction'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:358: in function 'f'
./common.lua:17: in function <./common.lua:17>
[C]: in function 'xpcall'
./common.lua:16: in function 'handle_errors'
/srv/board/Source/post.lua:618: in main chunk
[C]: at 0x55a3e6fbd2a0

rulecucked really is rulecucked
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>frog/wojack/furfag/4ddit tourist spam
<haha welcome and enjoy your stay... free speech, am i right? hehe
>civilized discussion about topics that may be taboo among normalfags
<OH MY SCIENCE NOOO YOU ARE A <BOOGEYMAN> YOUU ARE AA <BOOOGEEYMAAN>!!!! THIS IS ANUDDA SHOAH ANUDDA SHOOOOAAAAHH!!!! DELETE DELETE BAN BAN DELETE DELETE BAN BAN!!!!!
Sincerely kill yourself fagmin
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P75195
>Moved to /free/ by admin at Thu 2024-02-01 12:20:37
>low-effort repetitive trolling

more effort than most of the wigger/unix boomer posts, but those never get moved to /free/
admin is clearly playing favorites
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>I've run a test instance of LPJS. It is the most horrible imageboard software in existence.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Nah I'm retiring from the scene after this one. Including lurking. For realsies this time.

xhes so cute lmao
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jewmin cries in pain as they strike you
> Moved to /free/ by admin at Mon 2024-01-29 08:46:50 because containment failure again

>politics/religion not allowed
>>makes politics/religion thread anyway

gets mad when called out for being and acting like a kike they is
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Lambdaplusjs should be renamed
to Lambdaplus[bold: spoonsort]
👍 or 👎 ?
P: 3,
can we get an image only board?
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/text/
By request, a text-only board /text/ has been created.
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21:46:38 2024-01-17 Wed at admin by thread=44671 WHERE max_bump=45346 SET threads UPDATE executed: query SQL
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>Moved to /spam/ by admin at Wed 2024-01-17 21:37:21 because bumping with garbage
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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we need George type ii
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reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>Files unspoilered by admin
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Why?
I s t h e r e a r e a s o n w h y t h i s f e m b o y z i p b o m b t h r e a d P71984
i s n o t m o v e d t o s p a m ?

[bold: or am i mising something] cause it matches the femboy type zipbomb of muh lewd pics
Does this mean you are the femboy larper admin?
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because politics boards not deemed a good fit for the site
>Keeps politics board in /misc instead of /free
fagmin known colloquially as showing their true tranny colors
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(((fagmin)))
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to parenthesize"
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I don't even think that was a valid QR code, but redacting just in case. If there's a joke I'm not getting, let me know.
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is it true that fagmin and historyfag are the same person?
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UPDATE threads SET max_bump=71683 WHERE thread=71657
>SQL query executed: "UPDATE threads SET max_bump=71683 WHERE thread=71657" by admin at Tue 2024-01-09 04:53:06
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sage
damn schizocowe is still footesl
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Hey admin, can you tell me how big your penis is? Please, it's very important to me.
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>I & II
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12of11
clean up the imitation posts ya'll
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why does the lambda moderation team hate free speech and the only proper intercourse in the history of lemuria [spoiler: nya]
P: 1000,
Moderation requests / abuse reports
Requests for moderation should be made here instead of in the threads themselves.
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fagmin is a pedo
its confirmed
xhe just deletes things xe doesnt like
while trying to be a non gay altchan for once, xhe could no longer hold ximself back
xe deleted my 2 posts mocking the "move to free" autist
[bold:this is a big deal: it means he has that fag on discord who personally told him which "move to frees" were fake]
and xhe deleted my post that had a brainlet with text >shes almost 9 shes gonna be in her prime
as """spam"""
its over, only some decrepit maroon could be and act so retarded. the site has no future. xhe wil only continue fuck evberything even more as his autistic insanity spiral intensifies. the horde must move on to greener pastures (although there are not many options at the moment). the best alternative seems to be catchan
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but the rule is not enforced strictly
>The admin formally banned the use of wojaks and is seen acting on excessive soyjak posting, but the rule is not enforced strictly.
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kill yourself op you're not funny, even nanochan was full of posts like this
P: 5,
why is this post being deleted?
>[brainlet.jpg]
>>shes almost 8, get her while shes in her prime

in misc, therefore on topic
yes it has a brainlet, if that falls under the soyjak rule you can just censor it as always to protect yuki


so no rule has been violated


looks like fagmin is personally insulted
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FaggotChan
fuck u fagmin
P68792 wasnt even posted before
i couldnt have spammed it
move that away from /spam/ and have fun moving this while i fuck some more cunny
u will never have the kind of cunny i enjoy everyday
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P68970
>961c8d09e5a89d49df0f2b616ce0f6248fb23a4c8ac57dcc67296fea25f3b26e.png
inb4 fagmin spoilers it
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Shitposting not allowed on chan
>Moved to /free/ by admin at Sat 2023-12-16 05:42:57 because clean up shitposting
>>shitposting
>>>[bold: shitposting]
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Isn't yelling into the void the whole point of anonymous imageboards?
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Spoilers historyfag but doesn't spoiler loli
This makes alot sense?

Whats the rational behind such gay shit
[spoiler: https://synagogues.find-near-me.info/]
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lain hates normal porn
>Moved to /spam/ by lain at Thu 2023-12-14 19:08:10

>>P68198
>bump for normal porn not sicko shit fr


https://hdzog.com/videos/2276511/redhead-keely-rose-bounces/
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FREE SPEECH REALLY IS FREE SPEECH!
>Moved to /spam/ by Yuki at Thu 2023-12-14 02:49:42 because Cowsay quote flood.
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fagmin is a faggot
title
fagmin is a faggot
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fagmin = historicalfag
fagmin spams with his bot historicalfag to justify deleting real posts with historical pictures
fagmin spams with his bot historicalfag to justify deleting real posts with historical pictures
fagmin spams with his bot historicalfag to justify deleting real posts with historical pictures
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wtf
why are ppl hear r so toxic?
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Replacing /free/ with /misc/ and /hell/
At the moment /free/ is serving two purposes that are at odds with each other; first, as a general topicless board, and second, as a containment zone. Under the new system, /misc/ will serve the first purpose and /hell/ the second. Several threads from /free/ will be moved to /misc/, including a single nanodrama thread, and thread creation on /free/ will be disabled. Thread creation on /hell/ will also be disabled; it will be a board for continuing discussions, not starting them.

Tell me why I should or shouldn't do this, propose alternatives, or suggest different names for /misc/ and /hell/.
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12of7 in the front
high octane webposting
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Jewki revealed to be Arch developer and user
>Moved to /spam/ by Yuki at Wed 2023-12-06 04:30:30

Wow the jew baby can't have a thread that doesn't resolve arround them with humour.
P: 2,
What have I done?
I posted a link to this forum on another site. And now there seems to be a lot more spam. I am sorry.
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What exactly happened while Lambda was down? This last downtime (I don't know how long it was) seemed to be different from other times, as connection was refused instead of it just timing out after a long period of loading.
P: 16,
The weirdness of this chan
This isn't necessarily a criticism thread, I'm just observing some weirdness

* On-demand board creation but the boards aren't listed in a PPH ranked list
* Very limited formatting and weird spoiler syntax
* Admin actions look like SQL commands
* Posts are edited instead of deleted (mostly good because audit.log isn't needed but doesn't remove the poopy-peepee pics)
* Inability to sage (?)
* Inability to link outside e.g. >>>/meta/1
* Is named lambdaplusjs wow haha catchy, wait what? JavaScript is here? Oh Shiet!
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Vaxxed gay jew arrives like clockwork
>Moved to /spam/ by koishi

>Moved to /koishi/ by spam

>Moved to /jew/ by koishi

>Moved to /koishi/ by spam
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Not posting on mod threads because my computer couldn't handle 800+ posts + bloated css


by the way, enjoy rule-cucking as you wish. I don't care as most of my readers (fanbase) are creative, high-IQ fags
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Petition be nice to historicalfag
Historicalfag has been losing the last inches of his sanity as seen insanely samefagging on his lambda sites I and II

Form now on nanons will give historicalfag his required dose of attention instead of his failed sex slaves called orbs and their retainers called pebbles
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/meta/ QTDDTOT
This thread is dedicated to questions about Lambdaplusjs that don't deserve their own thread, but are still worth asking.

I'll start because I'm the one who wanted to ask a stupid question without creating a new thread in the first place.
@Lambdadmin
I've never really used Yggdrasil before, and I don't really feel like installing it just to answer the question myself. Is the dark theme available on the Yggdrasil address? If so, can I get its link so I can add it to the IGWiki article? [spoiler: Yeah, I know, anyone who uses Yggdrasil could get it anyway by going to the main address and clicking "dark", but I wanted to link it directly for completeness' sake.]
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/math/ is ...
This imageboard is dedicated to ped*philes, isn't it? I heard that /math/ is an abbreviation for Most-Adorable-Teens-Hosting here. Hey admin, you should be jailed ASAP if you move this thread to any other places because it means you admit this fact!!!!111 By the way, the image posted is random as you know. Enjoy! :D
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Abusive mod yuki
__________________________________
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^^^//\\_^^//\\_^ ^(\_\_\_\)
^^^ ^^ ^^^ ^

Email support to get your account unsuspended or unflaged as spam:

info@autism-society.org
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lgs
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Bisexual Lambda Admin Sodomizing Thread
ITT we get some community cohesion with the admin, who is currently busy being a giant powerabusing micromanaging scumbag. Remember to NUMBER YOUR QUESTIONS!

1. What do you think of the lambda community so far?
2. Do you have any favorite poster(s) yet?
3. Do you have any major regret(s) yet?
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boards
>Make your own board
>No not that one!
>Also I won't make a page that lists all existing boards


All this site is good for is /math/ and /nanodrama/ so why don't you clean up the board list, disable board creation and tell loli lovers and spamfaggots to fuck off to another site?
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>first post deleted for no reason
goodbye forever, wigger. enjoy your cancer
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/free/ =/= /spam/
I thought /free/ was a random board for fun and shits and /misc/ was the gentleman's lounge, but for some reason /free/ is just a board to move the CP links and other spam to. As a fellow /free/tard I ask fagmin to move spam to the proper board (/spam/) and let /free/ be a board /free/ of that crap.






















































[spoiler: gay sex ]
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IMPORTANT LAMBDA BOARD INDEX
/free/ sex with cubs
/spam/ sex with children
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Not enough energy to reply to posts but enough to mod posts
>I've been having a medical issue that gives me bouts of low energy sometimes, so there are periods of a few days where I'm inactive here.
>Moved to /spam/ by Yuki


Not enough energy to reply to posts but enough to mod posts
>makes alot of sense since you are trannieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I want to rape lain
That fucking faggot mod lain better be ready for when me and my buddies come to fuck his ass so hard that he bleeds and is stretched so hard that he shits himself every day for the rest of his life. This thread is about you lain. I have no mercy on pedomods.
>p-please stop a-anon, i-it h-hurts
>that's the point, faggot!
>lain gets bitchslapped
>lain sobs as his asshole prolapses and gets stretched beyond repair

COME TO PAPA, GET FUCKED BY YOUR MASTER LAIN
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who is hoshi/koishi? what about this person is so special that makes the spammer spam about him and think he's me?
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Repors thread
Here you can report threads, posts and files that should be brought to this chan's admin's attention. He again didn't ask for this thread but he's again gonna get it anyway.
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Welcome to Lambdaplus
>No low effort posts

Whats considered [bold: high effort posts]?

Sexing kids or talking about how much you want to fuck children
> THIS IS A TECH BOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Happy 2nd birthday, lambdaplusjs!
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FaggotChan
fagmin you faggot
do my posts look like spam to you?
i just share my sexual experiences with young boys on my blog thread
are you insecure because you don't get to experience hot stuff like i do?
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I have never ever seen a single picture of actual CP on L+JS. Amazing. Just wow. Keep up the good job!
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fagmin comes clean
http://nyaiwdyri5wy2hqtmmquq2zlpl66jc5oc5die44j6kjqkaia3ozzneyd.onion/meta/1855#P9119
>I own both I & II and spam with my bot as to use as an excuse to remove real posts i don't like with its posts. If you don't like it post somewhere else less dapper and dashing as thus.
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lambda+games
A long time ago I floated the idea of letting people post interactive programs to lambda+js, which other people could interact with on the site by them being run server-side. I was thinking about that again, particularly how to do it with little or no risk of compromising the site. After pondering about what an appropriate language might look like, I decided it might make more sense to write (or choose) a small virtual machine, and let people post programs that have been compiled into instructions for the VM.

I think it would make the most sense to target simple text-based games first, that is, programs that interact through text input and output. While the VM is being developed and decided on (we might have multiple proposed VMs), people would be able to compile it on their own machines and play with it. This could easily be transformed into a web version with a simple form to enter text commands. We could also have a convention where "[link]" in the text creates a hyperlink which has the same effect as the user entering "link". State could be kept either in the URL or in a hidden form field. Keeping it in the URL would be easier in some ways because it would allow users to easily post their position in a game, allowing for games with two or more players; the disadvantage would be awkwardly long URLs if the required state size is too big.

To prevent denial of service attacks and general nastiness, the VM would have limits both on its memory and the number of instructions it can execute before asking for user input. The VM would not be allowed any access to the operating system other than reading text in and writing text out. So that we don't get haunted by Spectre and friends, and to prevent fingerprinting users who run it on their own machines, everything the VM does would be fully deterministic. There would be no access to the current time, no requesting random numbers from the system, and no operations that could give different results depending on your hardware or VM implementation.

All of this is open to revision. Thoughts?
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off topic /meta/
a destination for posts that are /meta/ but don't fit in the threads where they were posted
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new nanochan generation is like pokemon generation 2, its starting to get gay
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Redditors infiltrate chanboards to hijack them using traitorous atheist idiots.
And then use that board as a psyop proxy and piggy bank to fund SJW cuck wars globally.

And all you have to do is solve the captcha is covertly eliminate them and the circlejerks that started them.
P: 1,
storing money #2
P58039 fine cuckoid! I can make a new thread. finding a new site btw
P: 5,
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FAGMIN YOUR SITE IS TRASH!!!
>site converts all pictures to .webp?

I disabled .webp in my browser via ( image.webp.enabled = false ) to protect from [bold: CVE-2023-4863]
Now I can't view any pictures/thumbnails in any threads on the site.
This is only lambdaplus or lambda+💩 specific, other chans and sites are no issue.

[bold: YOU SHOULD BE killed ON SITE!]
Not just for enabling and supporting pedos but for running such a shit site.
>thinks they gonna enable interactive games on site
P: 2,
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Wants site without low quality posts
> gives mod privlages to Yuki boyfuckgatekeep
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Heres my new PGP key reject all my other ones:

P: 3,
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how much do you wanna bet the guy who always writes this is footpedoantijapanpornanimerussiadomo
its funny how you can identify someone just by his inane objection to one specific thing
P: 2,
I hate the contents of this site!
this site has made me gone mad for no reasons!!
P: 1,
hey fagmin
stop deleting the cute animegirl lolita fashion posts
i like looking at this stuff
P: 2,
thumb
P: 3,
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The porn thread is useless because I have to move the (((mouse))) over each image to see them one at a time. I can't just skim over and see if anything is of interest. Please repair this at once, in the worst case, by adding a button to disable all blurring.
P: 1,
take note
P: 1,
well who has died?
Why is the subject/board/text input frames grey?
P: 1,
AI the beast
anyone know the beast, need access to it
P: 1,
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this is the education level of everyone on /tech/ and /g/ in the nanosphere
https://www.hackinglinuxexposed.com/
P: 9,
P54484
I always find it funny, seeing this guy come here just to complain about the site being useless. Why do you come here, if you dislike it so much?
P: 1,
this site is shoddy
P: 4,
ALERT: FORUM SLIDE DETECTED
ALERT: FORUM SLIDE DETECTED
P: 3,
P54256
Burger king bytes lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's bytes fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.

Fuck you mods for moving my btyes but allowing questionable bytes to not me moved to free
P: 5,
P54135
>the schizo poster
the disgusting faggot who experiences auditory hallucinations lol?
P: 4,
@SOYMIN
BLEM PRO L M RO B ROBLE OB BL
OBL PRO PRO E P OBL BL BLE BLE LE
B BL RO P BLEM BLE LEM LEMP EM
BL PRO E OB P LEMPR BLEM EMP EMPRO MP
L PR BL M BL EMP OBL MP MPR MPR BL PR
E R E P LE MPR L PR PRO PRO EM RO
M OB EMPR EM PRO RO ROB ROB PROB
PR LEM MP LEM ROB OB OBL OBL OBL
O PR E P OBL BL BLE BLE LE
BLE OBL PRO M R BLE LE LEM LEM EM
MPROB PRO PRO LEM EM LEMPR EMP MP

L+ is broken and sends incomplete pages. See any long thread (missing tail), any active board (missing thread creation form), etc. That's why I had to post this here.
P: 6,
P53239
No. This site is the opposite of Nanochan. Go back there.
P: 1,
even on onion-only forums, we still have to grapple with admin's power-abusing issues. Free speech is an illusion
P: 10,
schizoposts; didnt read
P: 23,
just enter add /bigboypol/ to the address and ure here
you can crate /lilboypol/ if thats what ur into
boards do not have owners
only posters
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Mathematical Suggestions thread
Our suggestions:
Close this unpopular site ASAP.
Didn't your mom teach you not to poop in public?
Kill yourself and this shit site by yourself moron.

Good luck! :D
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/llkg/ - Laugh at LambdaKuso General
ITT we laught at the absolute disaster that is lambdakuso.
P: 2,
lol
posts a question
it gets deleted


wat kind of sick chan is this?
P: 3,
admin say "thank you Insert!"
P: 1,
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P: 3,
tf is going on
I just joined this site and it seems the whole website is in a civil war
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Not Spam is taken down by fagmin
P49056 P49057 both contained real reply!

Apparently fagmin doesn't like my artistic style.

Typical of a fucking coon!
P: 12,
What happened yesterday? The site was unavailable from around 9pm to 3am
P: 1,
mighty bot
Lol i see, you are back again. M.
P: 4,
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The site is down but can still be accessed on other devices. WHY ARE YOU BANNING MEEEEE!!!!????
P: 2,
i2p
Did the I2P router die? Website is unreachable at:

http://l7jqnz3yfe2wtwietafoieadmgqbu7dcmzmey63ktbjtxal3he4a.b32.i2p/
P: 21,
keep em up, my mighty
P45516

>bot vs bot

just right
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>censorship
P: 1,
>censorship
P: 1,
fagmin
you are rubbish
P: 4,
unfair
P45017
muh, all low effort posts should be moved to /spam/
P: 3,
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P45036
>got inspired from lambda spammers

I wondered who that was since lambda never get spammed.
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It is funny how there are always complains along the lines of "lambda doesn't have technical discussions, it's just avatarfagging in /misc/". But when there is actual activity on /math/ /tech/ and /prog/ those complains suddenly stop. Maybe it's just hikari not-a-regular being himself, but it is funny.
P: 1,
fagmin
>just 1 post
get a life
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Yeah, I know it's a bit off-topic
but I have a right to post
P: 3,
OOOO!! Now links to the BBC are not allowed outside /free/
>Moved to /free/ by admin at Mon 2023-05-22 01:37:57

A dictator really is a dictator

P: 2,
RFC9412 admin == digdeeper == historicalfag
My new theory is that admin == digdeeper == historicalfag
http://torrit2mnldn4wd647fdjy24kbtoffgikumu4kn7cm26xf5wph7o5qad.onion/f/tech/31/-/comment/49
What are the technological implication of this theory?
This is an official RFC(Request for Comments) therefore it is technology.
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Admin = censorsing coward
Reminder that admin hides all /meta/ threads from /All/ because he can't handle valid criticism.
Trying to hide it away won't make it disappear.
P: 1,
the historical question
is there anyway to get rid of historicalspammer for good?
waiting him out clearing isnt working
P: 5,
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Dumb design
>hey let's reply to this guy and copy and paste his sentence so i can greentext/quote it
>have to use the retarded shrink-the-entire reply box thing at the left bottom just so i can copy some text, because at a certain browser window size the reply blocks half the fucking text, and then i have to enlarge the whole fucking reply box again to actually type my text

hey idiot dev, how about a collapse/expand thingy for the reply box, or a way to move it at all? and yes, all those options are possible without the scary oh so feared *trigger warning* JAVASCRIPT
P: 20,
newfag here
what is this chan about?
P: 2,
Do you have statistics on how much each interface to the site is used (the two onion, i2p and yggdrasil)? Just curious.
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UGHH REMOVE REMOVE!!!

REMOVE P42880!!!
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P42860

>>fagmin
doesn't move effortless posts to free (unless they contain portraits of fine gentlemen)
P: 6,
Random Wojakfag fans
Yes! Wojak is back!
P: 14,
i2p
Is the i2p address down? I can't seem to be able to access it. Since yesterday, I get a "website unreachable" error everytime.
P: 11,
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threads from >>>/meta/ are being omitted from the front page because the admin is scared people will find out about his many mistakes. how cowardly!
P: 1,
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>>Moved to /free/ by admin at Mon 2023-05-15 02:09:10

nice wordfilter, fagmin
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move this
and I'll put you into a meat grinder
P: 4,
P42201
MODSMODSMODSMODSMODSMODS
P: 4,
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seems like Lain doesn't agree with my statements
P: 4,
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Admin and Lain
Are they the same person?

[spoiler: they have some shared characteristics]
[spoiler: they are both faggots and power-abusing trannies]
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write a scientific paper
on why the historical poster of Lambdaplusjs One and Two is the most handsome man on Earth?


I have changed my mind now. I need a scientific paper
P: 1,
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At least Lain ain't feeling.....
left behind now.





Cause Lord Handsome is back!
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>Moved to /spam/ by admin at Mon 2023-05-01 01:39:01

crybaby really is crybaby
P: 1,
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>Moved to /spam/ by admin at Fri 2023-04-28 11:20:31

[spoiler: fuck] you, fagmin. I didn't even attempt to flood. It's just you leaving the site as it is (abandoning it)...
P: 10,
Which hardware does lambda run on?
Of course don't tell me any more than what you feel comfortable with sharing, even if that amounts to nothing.
I would like to run a similar site and want to know what kind of hardware specs I would need for it, if a 5$ vps is good enough for the job.
P: 1,
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He (fagmin) even sorts /spam/ board
>Moved to /spam/40593 by admin at Thu 2023-04-27 16:16:02

he likes to keep things organised
P: 5,
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come on!
fagmin
P: 2,
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fagmin's mad!!!
P: 3,
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Lain was mad while I was away
>>Moved to /free/ by lain at Mon 2023-04-24 21:55:35
P: 1,
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>I move posts in French as well
P: 4,
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Why were all threads deleted, margerald
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>>>Moved to /free/ by admin at Sun 2023-04-23 01:05:50
>>>Moved to /free/ by admin at Sun 2023-04-23 00:53:38


>wrote decent long textwalls
>> got spoonsorted


poor man really is poor man
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It's a Double!
>Moved to /free/ by admin at Fri 2023-04-21 21:04:11
>Moved to /free/ by lain at Fri 2023-04-21 21:03:40
P: 1,
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>subject contains control characters
nice image board
P: 1,
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Oooo!
He's quick!
P: 1,
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condense really is condense
P: 3,
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'12of7' cancer really is '12of7' cancer
P: 1,
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The Widow Fund
Interesting....
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This week on Lambda: moderators, moderation, and posting
Week 4: one month going

For the last week, (from the 10rd of April till the 17th of April) there were a total of 124 logged actions. Going up by 25 from last week. Now with a bit more diverse squad joining.

admin|73
lain|31
Yuki|14
12of7|6

And by action type:

multistep|95
move_to_board|19
spoiler_files|4
move_to_thread|2
ban_files|2
redact_links|1
delete_files|1

12of7 seemed to have returned to moderating a bit more after getting increasingly active for the past weeks.

Now onto some statistics about the posting activity. For this week there were a total of 1289 posts made, 629 not including the 4 boards. (184.14 PPD around the same as 4chan's /cgl/ right now, or 89.86 PPD filtered, around the same as 4chan's /y/). This marks a ~2x jump in raw posts and more surprisingly a near 3x jump in filtered posts. The thread that got the most replies this week was 11248 at 105 (the jeffie.fbi.gov thread, doubling historical poster's weekly record). P27167 (/datamining/, IDRLabs thread) coming in 2nd place at 94 replies, and P37243 (/test/) came in 3rd place at 90 replies.

There was also 72 (5.5x from last week) posts made by moderators, broken down:

12of7|52
Yuki|15
admin|3
lain|2

Still no thread data for a week, and probably won't spend the time trying to figure it out without someone.

"important" /meta/ threads:

The "recruiting moderators" thread:
still no new posts

The "Suggestions thread" thread:
- some discussion about CP and loli
total of 7 new posts

The "Moderation requests / abuse reports" thread:
- 12of7 requests schizoposts be moved back to the trollscience thread
- discussion regarding /free/ & whether or not and how to moderate historicalfag and/or his newspaper
- 12of7 requests posts to be marked NSFW and proclaims "lolicon=child porn"
- discussion about children
- historicalfag (presumably) launches own site listed on ahmia
total of 56 new posts

As usual, attached are graphs for last week's moderation activities, posing activity, and updated all-time chart for both. The all-time charts have their y-axis scaled to the natural logarithm to make them legible. The dates for the weekly chart are in the format of "month/day" and "year/month" for the all-time. Also keep in mind that these are cumulative graphs that don't draw the lines till the very end, only connecting the dots.

Also now keeping the filenames to clear up some possible confusions.
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3ch won
3ch won
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PGP message changed
The [show] button is now blue instead of black (to combat against the fakes I guess)
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This week on Lambda: moderation and posting
Week 3: no creative name

For the last week, (from the 3rd of April till the 10th of April) there were a total of 99 logged actions. Even less than the previous week by 46. Now returning back to the status-quo of the "3 J-s" as some have called them.

admin|66
lain|30
Yuki|3

And by action type:

multistep|85
move_to_board|6
redact_links|5
redact_text|2
ban_files|1

The only notable thing is that Yuki has only had 3 moderator actions, while 12of7 and Hachikuji have returned back to not doing anything. Probably enjoying/suffering through life.


Now onto some statistics about the posting activity. For this week there were a total of 697 posts made, 236 not including the 4 boards. (99.57 PPD around the same as 4chan's /3/ right now, or 33.71 PPD filtered, around the same as 4chan's /gd/). The thread that got the most replies this week was P37631 at 44 (the newsstand, setting a record). P37231 (/tech/) coming in 2nd place at 41 replies, and 12of7's P37479 (/fight/) came in 3rd place at 29 replies.
There was also 13 posts made by moderators, broken down:

Yuki|5
12of7|5
admin|3

I've been able to figure out that you can JOIN tables so that's how the 4 boards (meta, free, spam, test) are excluded. But still haven't gotten gotten how to SELECT thread OPs within a date range.


"important" /meta/ threads:

The "recruiting moderators" thread:
still no new posts

The "Suggestions thread" thread:
- admin responds to 12of7's suggestion for a button to spoiler/make NSFW a posts by asking if a button would suffice
- Yuki asks if the Guide page can be made the homepage, suggests a logo contest for Lambda, and asks if footnotes could be possible to add
- admin posts again stating that:
- raising the maximum number of recent pages is ought to be possible, but there is possible DoS vector that they are looking into
- pagination of large threads seems like a good idea
- the Guide page won't be made a homepage, it is more useful to just see the boards straight away
- a logo contest is a nice idea, but there is the likely chance that there won't be many submissions leaving a bad logo
- footnotes are a niche use, the markdown should be minimized
- poster asks for admin to address "the blatant ableism"
total of 10 new posts

The "Moderation requests / abuse reports" thread:
- a report on a derail of a /tech/ thread (the derail is later move to /misc/)
total of 1 new posts

As usual, attached are graphs for last week's moderation activities, posing activity, and updated all-time chart for both. The all-time charts have their y-axis scaled to the natural logarithm to make them legible. The dates for the weekly chart are in the format of "month/day" and "year/month" for the all-time. Also keep in mind that these are cumulative graphs that don't draw the lines till the very end, only connecting the dots.
P: 16,
The end of the avatarfaggot era.
Denpa, JB, LoliPanties, Anao, Lynn, Shinji... all gone. Only 12of7 and Yuki remain, but barely active. Yuki doesn't post much anymore and 12of7 is getting ready to disappear. The age of the avatarfaggots is over, yet look at this place. Dead. Is this what you wanted? Only a few barely active threads about very niche /tech/ topics that nobody replies to anymore, one of which is a program made by a pedo for pedos to organize their child porn.
Congratulations, you won, what a victory. And what do you have left to show for it? One deranged schizo posting historical pictures 24/7.
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This week on lambda moderation and more
Week 2: electric boogaloo now with extra posting data

For the last week, (from the 27th of March till the 2nd of April) there were a total of 145 logged actions. 43 less than the previous week, but now more diverse this time. Broken down by account:

admin|69
Yuki|39
lain|33
12of7|3
Hachikuji|1

And by action type:

multistep|129
ban_files|6
move_to_thread|3
spoiler_files|3
move_to_board|2
redact_files|2

Also more diverse compared to last week. It also seems like Hachikuji and 12of7 have returned and Yuki seemingly stopped on early Saturday (timestamps are in UTC).


Now onto some statistics about the posting activity. For this week there were a total of 867 posts made (123.86 PPD around the same as 4chan's /xs/ right now). The thread that got the most replies this week was P36886 at 41, and P36222 coming in 2nd place at 38 replies.
There was also 23 posts made by moderators, broken down:

12of7|13
Yuki|7
admin|2
lain|1

There is a "threads" table but that doesn't seem to contain post date. I know there is probably some way to solve this, but I'm no SQL genius. So if anyone knows a way to query either the posts or the threads table to get a selection of posts for a given time-frame, let me know.

"important" /meta/ threads:

The "recruiting moderators" thread:
no new posts

The "Suggestions thread" thread:
- 12of7 suggests for moderators to be able to delete attachments separate from the post itself
- historicalfag asks for an image to get spoilered (it is of the aforementioned old man jerking off)
total of 5 new posts

The "Moderation requests / abuse reports" thread:
- reports about CP spam not getting fully censored
- poster complains to about mods moving spoilered straight NSFW porn, but not unspoilered gay man jerking off
- admins responds by stating that it has been moved
- lain accidentally moved a post, asks for it to be moved back
total of 9 new posts


Attached are graphs for last week's moderation activities, posing activity, and updated all-time chart for both. As before, the all-time charts have their y-axis scaled to the natural logarithm to make them legible. The dates for the weekly chart are in the format of "month/day" and "year/month" for the all-time.
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CRYBABY REALLY IS CRYBABY
"SITREP" I couldn't believe that 12of7 has become a... what people here called "anti-history" cancer like Fagmin, Jain and jewki too! But it's a petty since there is no such thing as "true friend" in this dog-eat-dog world.
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>Moved to /test/ by lain at Sun 2023-04-02 20:43:41
P: 11,
SITREP - 12of7
G'day lads!
This is the SITREP place of Lambdaplusjs, where we can get the general idea of what happened within last 24 hours, 7 days, month and/or year!

What is a SITREP? you may ask, well, SITREP stands for SITUATION REPORT. Why would we need one? you may also ask. We don't really need one, but it's more convenient to fags that aren't active round here 24/7, like me, for example.
P: 1,
based site
>fastCGI
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Fagmin
Are you abandoning this site????
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This week on lamda moderation
Since the database is publicly available at /Data/, I thought to make some statistics and observations for the mod_actions table. For the last week, (from the 20th till the 26th) there were a total of 188 logged actions. Broken down by account:

admin|95
lain |56
Yuki |37

And by action type

multistep|164
move_to_board|18
delete_files|2
redact_files|2
move_to_thread|1
redact_text|1

"multistep" here seems to refer to actions that have multiple targets and/or done by someone else than lambda admin, as no action was registered under another moderator's account. Weirdly enough, there are actions registered different labels from the past, so it could be just how the moderator tools behave.

"important" /meta/ threads:

The "recruiting moderators" thread:
- first post asking how to remove Toxoplasma gondii parasites, [spoiler: the response was "talk to my spoons"]
- admin posts that flooding should be moved to /spam/ rather than /free/
- further discussion of the recent flood, admin clarifies that if the reason is articulate enough, a post can be moved without a direct link
- PGP messages
total of 21 posts

The "Suggestions thread" thread:
- Yuki suggests to increase the recent pages limit from 20 to 100, because Lambda doesn't delete posts either way
- someone suggests to have an option to see the last 50 posts, because for them it doesn't load after 300 replies
total of 4 new posts

The "Moderation requests / abuse reports" thread:
- some reports about missing retractions and ads
- poster responds to attachments getting spoiler'd and NSFW'd by stating that "man people really hate artistic stylometry"
- another poster complains about post quality
- some selenium webdriver code in python gets posted
- Yuki reports problems with thumbnails
total of 14 new posts


Attached are graphs for last week's moderation activities, and an all-time chart. The all-time charts have their y-axis scaled to the natural logarithm to make them legible. The dates for the weekly chart are in the format of "month/day" and "year/month" for the all-time.
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Is fagmin trying to ban Guard / Exit nodes now?
The site won't work until I restart Tor
P: 4,
Lambda traffic Forcast
today, lots of fake denpa's spams with a bit of historicalfag spams

tomorrow...
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Gay men
...should and must avoid trying to interact with straight people.
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<<Jewki
>moves historicalfag posts
>>keeps the scam links

<<Jewki
P: 5,
lambda failed
Can we acknowledge that all of lambda's and admin's ideas failed?
The idea of boards as part of the URL is just user board creation but worse since you can't even moderate them unlike it was in 8chan or similar boards. Also they can't even act as password cause they are still indexed in /All/. So they are COMPLETELY USELESS.
The idea of moving instead of deleting is a something only a retarded lolbert could think of, not even worth commenting just look how spammers fester around and do what they want.
We are at the point where most of the board is avatarfagblog or literally spam, not even nanochan was this much of a failure.
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shitty ib
am i crazy or do you guys take this website seriously? people here have the same mental retardation that 4channers and nanons have, which is what im avoiding like the plague. are there any saner ibs on i2p with saner people that actually want to talk about stuff? swear to god, its v hard to find a good thread in this site
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Fuck Jewki
Lambda now a pan supplies,
Which with these pans fly away--
Noting that as they flies,
Jewki will sort it like "gay".
P: 1,
fix your shit fagmin. It doesn't work well on mobile
>Lambda microfilm reader
more like soycrofilm reader
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LEAVE MY POSTS ALONEEEE NIGGERSS!!!!
The reasons why I hate effort-postings
P: 5,
Why is the historicalspammer not banned and all his spam retroactively deleted?
I want to like lambda but fuck it's full of garbage.
P: 6,
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BET: When will this shitty site go close?
I bet my anal virginity for closing after 2 weeks.
P: 1,
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WARNING!!!
Lain is watching you
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fake log
Moved to /free/ by lain at Thu 2023-03-16 22:14:41
P33852
Moved from /lambdamusichall/

Moved to /spam/ by admin at Thu 2023-03-16 22:22:49
P33852
Moved from /lambdamusichall/
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What is this?
Error while uploading something.
>attempt to perform arithmetic on field 'thumb_width' (a nil value)
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<<soyware
>One hour later
>>post duplicates itself

<<soyware
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>Jewki
>Jain
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>has pink name
>>Larping as Sage
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>Moved to /free/ by Yuki at Wed 2023-03-15 06:45:15
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UGHHH!!!
LAINNNNN!!!!!!
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Lambda Supply - Two Less Lonely Saucepans
Two less lonely saucepans in the world
and it's gonna be fine
Out of all saucepans in the world
I just can't believe you're mine
All my life was pots and pans
they are getting out of hand

Now there's two less lonely saucepans in the world

Tonight, I fell in love with you
And all the things I never knew
Seemed to come to me somehow
Baby, love is here and now there's

Two less lonely saucepans in the world
and it's gonna be fine
Out of all the saucepans in the world
I just can't believe you're mine
All my life was pots and pans
they are getting out of hand

Now there's two less lonely saucepans in the world
tooonightttt!!! (two less lonely saucepans in the world)

and it's gonna be fine
Out of all the saucepans in the world
I just can't believe you're mine
All my life was pots and pans
they are getting out of hand

Air Supply - Two Less Lonely People in the World
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Lambdarecords
Downtime: 20 minutes

Not bad, fagmin.
P: 1,
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fake Log really is fake Log
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UGHHH!!! JEWKI
Cluttering /free/ again!!!


Alright, alright, I will stop mass-posting from now on...
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Whoa!
/lambdamixes/ has been excluded from overboard!
P: 15,
Lol all you can do is moving posts you don't like, coon!
P: 1,
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Honestly, 99% of users here
Are "anime" avatar spammers
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I love newfags
Fagmin has paid more people to post here and his employees are quite friendly. Keep up the good work!
P: 2,
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OwO
Damn this board is a mess xD
I like it though xD
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Admin, your site works so well on my tablet. I can now read newspapers without those bloaty jewscripts and trackers. Do you have PayPal? I am thinking of chipping in. I value your hard work and dedication to the making of this site. Keep up the great work! TL;DR based ib engine anyways.
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We had been waiting with bated breath for months. Alas! Lambdachan has finally been indexed (and ranked?)
yet with interesting descriptions...
P: 1,
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Atleast the mods aren't feeling left behind
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petition to rename /free/ to /historicalniggerschizospam/ bc thats all that theres left on it at this point tbh smh
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will Lambdaplusjs be the very first ib to offer archived newspapers for free?
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/pol/ and /hpol/ boards aren't allowed
use /meta/ instead
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Thank you for the spoons
So I say thank you for the spoons, for fagmin to sort
Thanks for all the spoons they're bringing
Who can live without it? I ask in all honesty
What would life be?
Without a fork or a spoon, what are we?
So I say thank you for the spoon, for giving it to me (fagmin)



"Thank You for the Music"
ABBA
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based site but
why no historical american newspapers? loc has ones but cloudflared
admin can you make them available here?
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>Lighttpd
>Fastcgi
>Lua
>Plain SQL

Very based admin-anon, shitting on the modern web devs.
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Why isn't my .mp4 song upload getting embedded!?
P27768
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Why do you visit le Lambdaplusjs?
im here to read some interesting first-hand historical accounts + read some old /meta/ /tech/ threads
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Having a competent Person in the Markets, we are in a position to offer better value to Cash Buyers than can be had elsewhere in table cutlery and electro-plated good, in spoons, forks and flying chimney glasses
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Fagmin you did so well at distributing thumbnails
see P26941
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Well done, fagmin
Lambdaplusjs's Pony Express is working so well. It takes only a few seconds to reach the recipients... Also, we got daily newspapers, What else could ye ask for?
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tired of shit chans that dont work without js?
captchas?
shit moderation?
http://lambdaplusjs35padjaiz4jw2fugdoeutse262phqr72uf634s2wdbqd.onion/All/
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Avatar is my priority
P25971 That gibberish wasn't my post, tom tug! I never forget to put my avatars on.
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Lambdaplusjs is dead
Avatarfags, retard wojaks, and ponies are everywhere.
Making this a text-only board won't work since they'll just use ASCII instead.
Time to move to another imageboard or just cease visiting imageboards entirely since no matter what they always get spammed to death?
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request for friendship simulator board
i have noticed you have moved all the identityfag threads to /free/ alongside all the other retardation
why not move them to /social/ where ppl can go specifically to pretend to have friends online?
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Happy New Year
From Historicalchan Editor
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Anonymity and Free Speech
Anonymity and free speech are tightly coupled. One is pointless without the other: being anonymous is worthless if you aren't allowed to express yourself, and expressing yourself is dangerous if you're not allowed to be anonymous.

Ask the lambda admin for more information about the virtues of promoting free speech in times of widespread censorship and hate speech laws.
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What happened? The site was down all day
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Merry Christmas
From Historicalchan Editor
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>Wojaks, Historical pictures will be immediately moved to /spam/ without piror notice while the actual spams and flooding may stay.
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>Lambdaplusjs is a proprietary website.
>It violates antitrust (requires you to worship only one certain admin).
>It has NDA's (if you meet admin you can't prove it to anyone).
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>spambots
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P22557
Why was 1969 redacted? Fagmin, fix your shit
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Create Tripcodes - 12of7
I am not happy that some faggots use my name and fakepost shit, get tripcodes nigga, GET TRIPCODES NOW, I DEMANDS TRIPCODES FFS, BRING ME THE MF TRIPCODE
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Hi Koishi,
Long time no see... New shift, eh? It's dangerous to work at night, you know. You could become the fog's supper!!!


I didn't know that you are actually fond of /dumbquestions/ board. Professionalism is the only key to get the reliable answer to those questions....
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comments on spam thread
for comments on spam
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FAGMIN!
STOP BEING A FAGGOT, PLEASE?




/pissed/ a board for "really pissed" persons to cry out.
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muh censorship
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Excellent filter, fagmin
Add "no wojaks and historical pictures allowed" to the rules, if you can.

Because I love to break the rules
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3ch won
==3ch won==
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>NSFW
The inner trannyjanny within you just can't resist. Hands tremble, fever sweat, heavy breathing, "I...must...do...something..."
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Admin guy is quite neat - 12of7
admin guy iz very neat guy, he corrects shit when shit is requested to be corrected by him, much +++rep from 12of7 to admin
o/
also, mr admin, do you have templeos?
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>What's the Solution to stopping Cloudflare hate, misinformation?
What's the Solution to stopping normies from shitspamming here?
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>I hired mods and they barely work
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>Sorry, looked like the usual nonsense spammer.
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1 niggermod spotted
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Great site
>Clicks on a high resolution image, wait until it finished loading
>Closes the image tab
>Clicks on the image
>Loads again
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the breeches
really is the breeches




where is fagmin?
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>creates a thread
>retardcancer immediately shits it up

yall are niggers
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12of7
Bad move, Fagmin.
For making this thread P13685 visible on /All/. Now there are a lot of abuses going on here.

That's why we need /All3/ and /spam2/
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today in /meta/
>Could you add a button in the /Mod page, please?
-----------------------------------

"isn't there a back button in your browser already?"


- Soymin of Lambdaplusjs
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Admin,
How do I get my PGP public key?
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One day there will be a public audit of the FBI's budget and it will be revealed that someone got paid $100K a year to spam historical pictures on a Tor hidden service imageboard.
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What is the wrong with...
Fagmin's Auto mods, why isn't it working now?
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I like BBC
the suggestions really is the suggestions P2203

Here's another serious suggestions (in addiction to the new Catalog layout)

1. I keep seeing the same thread every single time I browse on the index page. Why don't we implement a "random" feature? so different threads show every time you visit the "Index" page.

2. Speaking of Index:


Implement the A-Z page like "Pages from Ceefax"...



3. Also, even better make the edge circular / curvy instead of a plain boring squared page like Facebook and Twitter or other Image boards. Or even even better, add snow effects, Santa Claus and Tinsels so the page look more festive. Alas, we can celebrate Christmas here (All together).



4. Perhaps, Lambdaplusjs rebranded as AllTogetherplusjs where people come and celebrate Easter, Guy Fawkes Day, Thankgivings, Black Friday sales, New Year's Eve etc...
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Programming Problem
Write a program that given text and an optional image correctly differentiates historical fag's posts and retard wojak fag's (same person) posts from posts made by other lambdaplusjs users.
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FUCK FAGMIN'S "JANNY" FAGBOT FAGGOTRY
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12 of 1860s
Dear Fagmin,

Why don't you change the (((Catalog))) layout to make it feels as if you are reading a Newspaper?

like https://www.nrk.no/

Have you ever read news on that site and get inspired from it?

/All2/ would look better as there are threads without pictures.
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>>Fagmin
<<Creates a bot to specifically janny threads created by a historical poster but not posts created by actual spambots
>>Fagmin
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Бляяя думал приличная борда, а тут жидошизики одни. Это наверно бич англоязычных борд, как хохлосрачи в ру парашах.
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Dear Admin,
Do you like Coprolite rings? I am very excited we are getting married soon...
Now I shall compare thee to a warm and cozy summer.
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P16261
P16268
P16272
[bold: is this board cumflared?]
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love this site!!!
I spend most of my time goofing off on Lambdaplusjs
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Time to abandon lamdbaplusjs
Apart from historical fag spam and retard wojak fag spam, this place is barely active. Having a text only board didn't fix this as it immediately got ANSI shitspammed to death as soon as it was created. There is no hope for imageboards. Imageboards should all get selectively shut down and archived (made read-only).
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I got this message when accessing lambdaplusjs
What is that? A bug? It didn't crash the browser though.
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How many retard wojak variants are out there?
First it's the brainlet with the melted head
Then the Trixie edit
then the Pink Trixie
then the historical Phillip Phillips edit
now the brainlet beer
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P14914
Ok why the fuck are ponies still allowed here? OP made a thread for discussing XMPP. Instead of posting the XMPP logo or a picture of an XMPP client like Gajim or Dino, he posts a pony as the thread icon. Ponies have nothing to do with XMPP or tech. Why the fuck is this allowed? This isn't ponychan. There should be a rule that all thread icons [bold: must] be related to the thread subject.

Lambdaplusjs shouldn't tolerate this. Ponyfaggot can [bold: fuck off]. If it wants to post ponies so badly, it should go to Ponychan or some other pony-themed imageboard.
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Unbelieveable!
Everything I posted is automatically straight to the /trash/!!!
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Error: subject is missing
I get this error when trying to post on P15240
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Thanks for fixing this site... Admin
I can see my avatars now! I'm chuffed when I see those historical men pictures. Lambdaplusjs is the only place to relieve stress...

Stress please be gone! FIE! IT DOESN'T!!! But it feels better!
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>creates new threads with subjects unrelated to the contents
>copy + paste random thread and adds something unrelated
>VPN
>email

<"it's the same"
>DNS
>search engine

<"it's the same"

Can we start a petition to ban historical fag from lambdaplusjs?
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/Beauty/ board
I can't imagine it's not getting too many posts.
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>historical fag
>retard wojak fag

why not both?
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your brain should be in a museum!
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Seriously Fagmin,
Stop bumping old threads that has too many replies, please? Your site really pissed me off as I have to scroll through 50 - 100 replies just to see one single latest reply!

and faggots should start a new thread instead of bumping the old ones.

This is like a television network, running short of money, broadcasting the same old programme over and over again 24/7


I stand corrected, the only way to enjoy Lambdaplusjs is to post...


To be honest, this site should be on clearnet because Tor is so slow and unreliable!!!! Lambdaplusjs meets all the three letter agencies requirements (like no child porn allowed etc... etc...)
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Is there a maximum post limit for threads? If not, can you make one?
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I'm not leaving
Who else is not leaving????
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Historicalfag raped me
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Who would win in a shitspamming competition?
If Historicalfag, Retardfag, Ponyfag, /pol/ schizo from (((nanochan))), Jeff Becker, and all other shitspammers challenged eachother to shitspam lambdaplusjs for 24 hours to see who can last the longest and spam the most shit, [bold: who would win?]
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Cancer shall not be purged...
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/All2/
An /All2/ has been created which shows all boards including hidden ones. All views (index, catalog, recent) are available. From now on /All/recent will not show hidden boards; for this functionality, use /All2/recent.
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/pony/ board
Move P13638 to /pony/ and ban all pictures of ponies outside /pony/. Don't hide this board from /All/ but don't make it one of the main boards.
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This site blows
But let's be constructive. What can we do to make it better?
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Is it just me [spoiler: probably is because of my unstability... ] or this place keeps changing every week?
It's confusing as fuck.

I feel as if there are lot of newfags around here now.
Last week or so for example there was an annoying retard who couldn't stop whining about avatarfaggotry who's gone now.
Recently, there seem to be few anons who are quoting posts with >> instead of P.
Well, more activity is nice but... admin, are you on a shilling spree or something?
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Fun Allowed
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Reminds me of shopping
This place is just like shopping in Tescos, round and round unable to find the bare essentials because of the plethora of nonsense that no one is interested in bar freaky people and you end up coming home with one eight of what you set out to get, and where is the board for rubber sex companions that i asked for?
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Boards board
How about a board dedicated to discussing boards which would be a board dedicated to boards or the ultimate - a board to do with boards? maybe a board...
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P13728
>namefagging on an anonymous imageboard
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they should rename /meta/ to /retardwojakspam/ since that's all there is on this board
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Why is there a retard wojak of me? Please ban this wojak from lambdajsplus. How dare you insult the Great and Powerful Trixie?
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please clean up /meta/
why has this board became a place for lambdaniggers to spam that awful image mocking The Great and Powerful Trixie? /meta/ should be moderated just like all other boards (except /trash/ and /spam/ but nobody gives a shit about those).
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Delete every post by historicalfag and every post with a retard wojak. It is getting out of hand.
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>soymin
hires soydevs to host an ooonion and I TOOO PEEEE site.
>soymin
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Soymin
>hires soydevs to host an ooonion and I TOOO PEEEE site.
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This site is trash
You have to keep scrolling through those 300 posts just to read and reply that one "latest" post! Like P6773.


People here are dumb. Instead of creating their own threads, they create their own thread on an existing thread instead.
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>having a captcha header
>when captcha is never needed
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Remove all retard wojaks
Don't just spoiler them. Delete them. And add to the rules no more wojaks!
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P12690
P12784
P12842
Quit spamming retard wojaks. Nobody gives a fuck.
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Is there a way to change the time zone?
It's only one hour backward. it's 6:08 AM here.
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P12557
Use the correct image, not the deprecated one please.
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Announcing /trash/.
/trash/ is where the cool kids hang out.

Bookmark it, faggot.
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Congratulations! You've single-handedly filled /trash/ /spam/ and /all2/.
Meta question. Why are you doing this historicalfag? Do you get enjoyment out of subjecting others to your mentally ill drivel? Do you really have nothing better to do with your life? Everyone here views you with either pity or disgust. Seek help.
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their ant1-Wh1te campaigns*

The ant1-Wh1te admin of this site has created a mechanism to change how posts appear, but you can see it if you copy and paste.

I'm seriously thinking about paying someone to chop this fuckers hands off.
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[bold: Proposal:] Ban [bold: all] avatarfagging, namefagging, and blogposting. This is an [bold: anonymous] imageboard. Therefore, posts that go against the nature of anonymous posting should be purged.
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Fuck Lambdaplusjs
do not post on here
let us all boycott
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Suggestion: Retain all file extensions when keep filename option is unchecked
I just posted an .mkv and the file extension was stripped along with the rest of the filename.
I think the file extension should always be kept, even when the keep filenames option is unchecked, no matter what extension it is.
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Question for admin
A potential nanonymity-breaking question if you choose to answer it but you've been suspicious: are you hakase, or asukafag, or sakamoto?

You don't need to be specific, just "yes" or "no".
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I intend to continue this appeal every day. :D
1. Preparing a topic not related to mathematics

2. Making a thread on /math/ with the topic and a note "This is mathematical because... So admin, you shouldn't move this thread to any other places."

3. Ejaculating for the cute and cuddly admin moving the thread to something other than /math/!
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>Muh Rules:
>#1 Child porn and links to child porn are not tolerated and will be deleted.

Why would you write it like that instead of just "not allowed" or "no illegal content"? Are you SJW?
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Admin
Don't be a pussy and delete this, too. This is a meme image from 2007 about a Japanese Shinto festival.
https://www.weirdasianews.com/2007/05/14/penis-ice-cream-nsfw/
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>censoring (((retard))) wojaks
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Random IP Banned
Now connecting to the chan is getting harder as fagmin secretly ban IPs. We have to click on the new identity button everytime we get "The connection timed out" error when connecting to Lambdachan.
Fagmin, Ill tell you what, this method never work as you may ban innocent people as well!
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P11443
Done, /All/latest and /board/latest now provide the latest post.
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>banning IP addresses
>on a tor-only imageboard
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Why are newfags getting so angry about tiktoks? They've always been posted and no one has ever had a problem with them.
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P11146
Seethe more.
Cancer shall be purged.
Plebs shall be oppressed.
Admin-sama did nothing wrong.
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text to small
I can barely see. Could you make it bigger, please?
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R.I.P. This chan
FAGMIN NEVER LISTEN TO USERS AND STILL LET SHITSPAMMERS AROUND!!!


You are pulling the plug.


I'm leaving
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maths and technology discussions only?
Are you kidding me? I am not a nerd!! Please add more boards
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BEWARE! FAGMIN IS A NACISSIST AND WEEBS
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FAGMIN FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE
SHITSPPAMMERS ARE STILL AROUND!
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Multiple images
How do you post multiple images?
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Is it illegal to discuss politics and current affairs?
If so, why delete the pol, news boards?
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FUCK YOU FAGMIN
KEEP BANNING ME FROM ACCESSING THE SITE. YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I CAN JUST USE THE "NEW IDENTITY" BUTTON TO CIRCUMVENT THE BAN.
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ouch stop touching me!
it tickles!!!!!!!!!!!
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>admin
<ackchyually it's FAGMIN cus dis an dat
>admin
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We're all normalniggers who like to make others angry right guys?
Let's try to make this board welcoming to cattle who like to post tiktok
Let's start with lot's and lot's of 4cuck type of threads. How about a desktop thread and a twitter screencap thread? Nothing wrong with that. And we can also post lot's of nigger cocks because there is aestheticism to be found in moral depravity...wait you don't actually take your privacy seriously right anon? That's kinda weird lol
We should also start posting reddit screencap threads and we should always mention redditors
We all engage in normalfaggotry but we're different to normalniggers because we just are okay

And admin we should stop filtering wojaks because we like to make others seethe because it's cute teehee
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P10014
It seemed to be derailing the thread, but okay, I put it back.
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FAGMIN FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY WEBSITE
SHITSPPAMMERS ARE STILL AROUND!
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newfag nano/pico refugee here. admin, what's the reasoning behind decision not to have a /pol board? or anyone whose answer isn't going to devolve into board drama
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I am going on a date with nice clothes
Jealous?
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Admin, could you intervene somehow? This is getting tedious and i'm not stopping posting these tiktoks, and he is clearly in DARVO attack mode. Sigh...it's just getting old
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What's the alternative onion again? Something with "lambdaplus".
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could you please start spoilering tiktoks
he won't stop
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Wordfilter suggestion
sister/sis/mother/mom/girl/woman/lass/lady/cunt/bitch/whore/slut/girlfriend/gf -> babymaker
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Untitled
Error 404
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Why I am the only handsome man alive on this planet?
Is it because I cleaned my toilet yesterday, I can cook or I always sleeping at day times?
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Posting on this website is like having sex.
You can't embed picture and audio in your posts like you can't put tickle toby into both holes at the same time when you fuck. Also, takes sooo long (text-only posts take like 1 min). I probably am not a "quick" person as I am impotent. Come on! we need an ability to use two holes simultaneously! Why stick on reality, Admin? We don't need realistic experience!

[EDIT] And... one more thing... Fix the "connection timed out" problem and you will get more users! This is getting frustrating!
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Hi
Howdy howdy howdy?
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browsing through this site is like sailing a ship...
you rely on 3 or 4 (IF YOU ARE USING vpn) ship sails

"Connection timed out"
Ship is wrecked, ABANDON THE SHIP!

"400 error"
the ship failed to manoeuvre (not enough wind)

"loading (hourglass icon)"
sailing to the destination (subchans)

"reading up shitspammer / conspiracy theories posts"
Pirate ships passing by and they are shooting crap at you, sinking your ship (yes you need good cannons for these)

browsing on clearnet sites is like you are siling a motor boat (it's blazing fast!)
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YES! THE SITE IS BACK!!!
I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH ADMIN! The only Darknet social media I can use.
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Going to move explicitly political threads to /free/ or /trash/ for now. May relax the policy later.
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