P44993 link reply
I burnt my tongue with hot cocoa earlier, and now my water tastes sweet. Funny
P45017 Fuck you fagmin reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee link reply
And fuck you historicalnigger for discrediting my posts. No, putting a rat into a meat grinder isn't funny, it's just gross.

Admittedly, P44993 was a bit low effort, but I genuinely wonder whether that's a known effect. Although that's a hoax, I've always been told that burning the tip of your tongue made you unable to taste sweetness, but never the opposite. That burning your tongue could make non-sweet things taste sweet.
Moved from /funny/
P45046 link reply
Lol, I didn't expect you to actually resurrect my shitpost.
In any case, I tried looking around on the www but all I could find were articles about the "burning mouth syndrome" and various other mouth diseases.

P45029
I'm sorry, that was rude. P44994 certainly was you though
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